Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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