so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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