can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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