we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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