so that wasnt chicken after all
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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