We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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