Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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