Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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