i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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