Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Operation Purity has been aborted
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
how does that bad decision feel?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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