I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
It's no shave November. This is our time.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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