just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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