I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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