I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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