Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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