apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Randomize
