If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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