when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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