We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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