Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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