If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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