You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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