worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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