I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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