so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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