she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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