did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Randomize
