I don't think brook has ever known best
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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