Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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