i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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