super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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