does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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