none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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