How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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