youre lurking in front of me
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
what if I'm pregnant?
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tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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