i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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