He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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