You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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