I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
She tied me up with her honor cords...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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