Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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