i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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