I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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