he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
We need to get me chipped asap
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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