sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I forgot how hot balto sounded
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's rum buckets o'clock
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Randomize
