I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
