There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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