we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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