I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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