you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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