Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Randomize
