YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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