i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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