question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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