she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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