She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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